Translation of "Dutchman" in Polish

What does a Dutchman do after winning the World Cup? He turns the playstation off.

Co robi Holender po wygraniu mundialu? Wyłącza playstation.

An Englishman, a Belgian and a Dutchman enter a pub and sit down at the counter. Says the barkeeper, "Wait a minute, is this a joke or what?"

Anglik, Belg i Holender wchodzą do pubu i siadają przy barze. Barman pyta, "Chwila, to jakiś żart czy co?"