Translation of "Baise" in English

Qui baise qui ?

Who's having sex with who?

Oui, baise-moi!

Oh yes, fuck me!

Il lui fit un baise-main.

- He kissed her hand.
- He gave her a kiss on the hand.

Alors baise, mec! Ne fais pas d'enfants, mec.

Then fuck around, dude! Don't make kids, dude.

La procrastination est comme la masturbation : c'est marrant jusqu'à ce qu'on prenne conscience qu'on se baise soi-même.

Procrastination is like masturbation, it's fun until you realize you're just fucking yourself.