Translation of "Dirions" in English

Ou dirions-nous :

Or would we say,

Que dirions-nous aux cochons

What would we say to the pigs

Nous dirions : « Je veux m'investir plus,

We should be like, "Oh, wow. That's - I want more in it.

Que dirions-nous ? Que diriez-vous ?

What would we say? What would you say?

Dirions-nous : « Je vous vois vous débattre,

Would we say, "I can see you thrashing,

C'est pourquoi nous dirions que surtout quand il y a des amis,

Which is why we would say that especially when there are friends,