Translation of "Pooping" in Russian

Sami was pooping.

Сами какал.

I was pooping bricks.

Я срал кирпичами.

Sami was pooping in the bathtub.

Сами какал в ванне.

He would not have said that he'd be pooping in a five-gallon bucket

что будет испражняться в 20-литровое ведро

It would be nice if I were a dog, it would be nice to be a cat, too. Peeing where I like, pooping where I like.

Хорошо быть кисою, хорошо собакою. Где хочу пописаю, где хочу покакаю.