Translation of "Crumbles" in Japanese

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

人生とはそんなものさ。

- I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.
- That's the way the cookie crumbles.

たぶんそんなところじゃないかと思ったよ。

- That's the way the cookie crumbles.
- That's life.
- Such is life.
- That's how life is.

人生とはそんなものさ。