Examples of using "Sayib–" in a sentence and their english translations:
"If they're mantises," Al-Sayib conjectured. "Then, yes."
"To hire a good lawyer?" Al-Sayib asked.
"International TV?" Dima asked. "What are you talking about, Al-Sayib?"
"So who were the 25?" Al-Sayib asked. "Friends of yours?"
"Walakum-us-Salam, Al-Sayib!" Dima replied. "What are you up to these days?"
"Could it be...?" Dima wondered. "Did I finally get the right Al-Sayib?"
"Even worse!" Al-Sayib exclaimed. "They don't know what to do with you, Dima!"
"Just where are you, Dima?!" Al-Sayib asked, getting a towel to wipe the spilled Fanta.
This news made Al-Sayib so furious that he once more spilled his Fanta.
"Sleeping in a dumpster, huh?" Al-Sayib asked. "That must have been a smelly experience."
"Noobs," Al-Sayib stated. "If 25 people got killed by you, Dima, then they must have been noobs."
"Dima..." Al-Sayib said. "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
"Dima..." Al-Sayib sighed. "How much is this phone call costing you? I bet you it's more than 99 kopeks, noob..."
"What?" asked Al-Sayib. "You think that being on international TV means that you need to strut around in an Armani now?"
"I know," said Al-Sayib, getting a new bottle of Fanta. "This is serious business. So why'd you call?"
"Oh, boy..." Al-Sayib sighed. "Well, how much do you need? I've got about 10 grand just sitting in my offshore account."
"Huh?" Dima didn't understand. "But isn't this Al-Sayib? And aren't you drinking Fanta and telling noobs to shut up?"
"Dima?!" Al-Sayib was so shocked that he dropped his Fanta on his computer, thereby ruining his noob hunt. "Dima?! Is that really you?!"
"Noobs?" Dima asked, a slight hint of anger in his voice. "This isn't a video game, Al-Sayib! This is real life!"
"Drinking Fanta and telling noobs to shut up," Al-Sayib replied, taking a sip of the aforementioned Fanta. "Wait, who is this?"
"Dima?" the man that Dima called "Al-Sayib" asked. "I don't know any Dima. Sorry. I think you've got the wrong number."
"Dima," Al-Sayib said sternly. "You know you're like a brother from another mother to me, but... cheating an Arab is unforgivable. Goodbye!"
"Your face is all over the BBC, Dima!" Al-Sayib exclaimed. "They say you slept with 25 men and then killed them! How the heck did you do that?!"
"Walakum-us-Salam, Al-Sayib!" Dima replied, but raised the volume on his phone this time, so as to avoid making this a duplicate sentence. "What are you up to these days?"
"Yes, that's me," said Al-Sayib. "But there's at least one of us in every country. And we all like Fanta, as well as putting noobs in their place."
Although Al-Sayib would never admit it, the real reason he hates noobs that much is that he got pwned by one while Dima watched and laughed his ass off.
"LGBT communities around the world are calling you a 'hero', and say that you were framed," Al-Sayib explained. "But the law enforcement agencies are all labeling you as a ruthless murderer. Which one are you, Dima?"
After torturing a fortune-teller by tickling him to death for several hours, Christopher Columbus placed the noob toy in a treasure chest with the inscription: "To the great pirate of the future Al-Sayib: Noobs always deserve it."