Translation of "Miracles" in Chinese

Miracles are called miracles because they don't happen!

- 奇迹之所以为奇迹是因为从来都没有发生过。
- 奇迹就是因为不会发生，所以才叫奇迹的嘛。

Don't expect miracles.

別期盼奇跡。

It's a pity that you can't buy miracles like you would buy potatoes.

可惜我们不能像买土豆一样买奇迹。